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Mega Bump "Coca Express" Koozie: Cartel Cool

Mega Bump "Coca Express" Koozie: Cartel Cool

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Atomized Coca Leaf Powder (ENACO-sourced)

Zero Sugar. All Hustle

Smooth Energy. No Jitters. No Crash

Mega Bump "Coca Express" Koozie – the insulated beast to keep any 12oz sleek can Cartel Cool! Available in fiery red-to-pink gradient for that blood-money heat or icy blue-to-purple fade for cool cartel runs, each sleeve blasts "Mega Bump Coca Express" in bold neon glitch, complete with a sneaky QR code to scan for more underground intel – all without the raids or bleeds. Tailored for any 12oz sleek can drinks, crafted from premium neoprene to grip your grind through endless parties, designed for coke fiends gone legit who want the powder-pushing style minus the federal takedowns or brutal hangovers. Slide it on, sip the rush, and flex like a drug lord without the indictments. Stock up now and keep your drinks – and your secrets – chilled to perfection!

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What's Inside?

  • Atomized Coca Leaf Powder (ENACO-sourced) - More Natural Energy that supports focus and Stamina
  • The Mega Bump Blend - Cellular - Level Hydration & Recovery Support
  • Zero Sugar - Lightly sweetened for a Clean Metabolic Boost

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Benefits

Unlock your full intensity with a cutting-edge formula powered by coca leaf, infused with hydrogen, and loaded with clean energy to keep you locked in- anytime, anywhere.

Smooth, Clean Energy

Fuel your grind with atomized coca leaf powder from ENACO Peru-no jitters, no crash, just high-performance powder

Fast-Acting Surge

Feel the kick in minutes. Designed for quick absorption and zero downtime

Zero Sugar. All Hustle

No sugar means no crashes—just steady, sustained energy. Lightly sweetened for a guilt-free taste that supports weight management without compromising flavor.

Laser-Sharp Focus

Supports cognitive clarity, Stamina, and mental drive.

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Designed to Deliver Bold Energy with Every Sip,

Every Can of Mega Bump Fuels Bold, Sustained Energy

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Real Reviews From Real Hustlers

Hard-Hitting Energy Without the Sugar – I'm Hooked!

Finally, an energy drink that hits hard without the sugar. Passion Surge tastes amazing and powers me through my workouts and late-night edits. I'm hooked!

Jasmine R.

4.5 / 5

Verified Buyer

Gustavo Herwitz

4.5 / 5

Verified Buyer

Smooth, Jitter-Free Energy with a Tropical Kick – I'm All In!

I tried Mega Bump on a friend’s recommendation—now it’s my daily go-to. Smooth energy, no jitters, and the tropical vibe? Absolute fire.

Devon K.

4.5 / 5

Verified Buyer

12-Hour Energy, No Crash – A Total Game-Changer!

Mega Bump keeps me energized through 12-hour shifts with no crash. The flavor is unreal, and I love that it’s natural. Total game-changer!

Carlos M.

4.5 / 5

Verified Buyer

Hard-Hitting Energy Without the Sugar – I'm Hooked!

Finally, an energy drink that hits hard without the sugar. Passion Surge tastes amazing and powers me through my workouts and late-night edits. I'm hooked!

Jasmine R.

4.5 / 5

Verified Buyer

Gustavo Herwitz

4.5 / 5

Verified Buyer

Smooth, Jitter-Free Energy with a Tropical Kick – I'm All In!

I tried Mega Bump on a friend’s recommendation—now it’s my daily go-to. Smooth energy, no jitters, and the tropical vibe? Absolute fire.

Devon K.

4.5 / 5

Verified Buyer

12-Hour Energy, No Crash – A Total Game-Changer!

Mega Bump keeps me energized through 12-hour shifts with no crash. The flavor is unreal, and I love that it’s natural. Total game-changer!

Carlos M.

4.5 / 5

Verified Buyer

Frequently Asked Questions

Mega Bump is powered by sustainably sourced coca powder from Peru’s Andes, revered in Andean tradition for its natural energy-boosting properties. Unlike typical energy drinks packed with synthetic ingredients, Mega Bump delivers a pure, smooth lift with nutrients and gentle alkaloids that support focus, appetite control, and overall well-being.

Yes, Mega Bump uses premium ENACO-sourced coca powder that was historically banned and is currently heavily restricted in the US. The Mega Bump blend complies with current U.S. regulations, when used as directed. However, always consult a healthcare professional before use, especially if pregnant, nursing, or taking medication.

Please note: this product is SO good that is restricted or prohibited in many countries including parts of Europe, Russia, Australia, Taiwan, Singapore, and Malaysia...So gets yours NOW!

No. Mega Bump is free from sugars. It’s crafted to be a cleaner than typical energy drinks and coca powder contains natural flavonoids that don't require excessive sweeteners to deliver an amazing taste. Thus, is why we like to say, "All the BUMP without the BUST!"

Mega Bump provides a smooth and sustained energy boost, not the jittery spike-and-crash effect of traditional energy drinks. However, sensitivity to natural stimulants varies. To avoid sleep disruption, we recommend not consuming Mega Bump late in the evening. Unless of course being up all night is your goal!

Absolutely. Mega Bump supports both energy and focus, making it a great pre-workout drink. Its appetite-supporting properties can also help you stay on track with your fitness or active lifestyle goals.